[fic] Grumpy asshole uncle Dio

[tropicsbear]

Blood of the covenant, water of the womb (2,001 words) by tropicsbear
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Dio Brando, Jonathan Joestar, Erina Pendleton Joestar, Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa, Joseph Joestar, Kujo Holly, Kujo Sadao
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Minor Jonathan Joestar/Erina Pendleton Joestar
Summary: In a world where the stone mask was destroyed before it reached the Joestar home, Dio Brando doesn’t end up becoming an evil vampire and instead becomes the asshole uncle to Jonathan’s happy family.

Dio scowled at that. “Do not listen to your father; he is a buffoon. I am exactly as terrifying as I look.”